A giant balloon tore through my throat and settled itself in my belly ._.
I mean SERIOUSLY! WTF IS UP WITH THAT?! What do you mean HOW?! Either, I have a hormonal disbalance, or I stuffed my face! HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK I BALLOONED UP YOU FAGGOT?! More importantly, why do YOU care if mein moti hogai! You don't just go up to people and say that, that's just moronic and unethical! Oh the sheer stupidity of human kind is going to make me old before age *sits with hand on heart, stooping stature*
2. Alllaaaaaaah! Itni barhi kaisi hogaein tum?!
*pulls hair out* My mommy grabbed me from one end, my dad from another and pulled me together. Or maaybe, JUST MAYBE, a bug crawled its way into my biological system and SCREWED IT ALL UP!
3. Are you okay?
My friends are backstabbing me, my parents practically disowned me, my dog died, why yes, I'm perfectly fine thank you :]
DO I FREAKIN' LOOK OKAY?!?!?!
4. Are you hurt?
Now why would you be moronic enough to think I'd be hurt if I just fell on the middle of the freakin' road on broken glass?!?!
I FELL ON A GODDAMN CEMENT FLOOR! MY KNEES ARE FREAKIN' BURNING!
5. -"Yaar, I'm really thirsty."
-"Do you want some water?"
No, I want to chug down a bottle of acid
I mean really now!