LOL

S: Uncle aap ke paas movie hai?
U: Haan hai kau-?
S: Uncle woh hoti hai na blue wali?
U: Kau-
S: Uncle woh hoti hai na blue movie. Uncle woh blue colour ki-
U: Beta, naam to-
S: Uncle aap blue hain?

ROTFLMAO!

My life is over.

My facebook got hacked/phished. Get me OFF your lists NOW! I'm so effin' pissed off atm. ALL OF MY DATA GONE! PIctures? GONE! No backup cuz I backed them all up on FB! GODDAMIT!

But this made my day:-

Me:oh btw, what's the link to my profile?
   Him:
link?
Him
yeah like when you clikc on my profile, whats the url
Me:
copy paste kerdo please
         Him
oye aik minute
         Him
whats the time there?
Me:
7:33 am
Him:
day?
Me
Friday
         Him
where did we first talk?
Me:
Orkut
         Him:
good :D
Me:
Are you ok?
         Him
im paranoid ok><
         Him
ahh ghost!
Me
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Me
OMG OMG OMg
Me:
rotfl
Me
YOU THOUGHT I WAS A HACKER?
Me
rotfl...*dies*
Me
THAT made my DAY! =D
Him
hey nothing wrong in making sure :P
Me
You are the best!
Me
=D OMG You deserve a virtual hug
Me
*tight bear hug*
Me:
Acha bas ab batao :P